At the London premiere of Transformers, a young man by the name of MeganLover95 from the forums tried to present the actress with a rose. Megan, however, only has eyes for BangHer2005 (me). Everyone on the forums knows this and Megan is well aware of that which is why she looked so pissed off and rushed past him like Rosie O’Donnell from a gym.

Better luck next time, MeganLover95. You’ll be reading a long winded thread about how you were served on the forums very soon. I just need to put the final touches on my Megan Fox hair doll and then you’ll be feeling the full brunt of my caps lock key.