Melissa Joan Hart is currently enjoying her place on the cover of PEOPLE magazine, a pinnacle of achievement for the teenage witch. She’s also wishing the cancer stricken Farrah Fawcett well. Because Melissa cares so much, you see. At KTLA in LA last Friday, Melissa was overheard saying off-camera that she hopes Farrah Fawcett doesn’t die because it would bump her off the cover.
Aww, what a sweet girl. Hopefully she enjoys hot weather since she’s probably going to hell. I’ll meet her there. We can have a barbecue. God knows how much Melissa likes anything with the letters BBQ in it.