
Although lawyers claim no will exists, an early draft of Michael Jackson’s will from 2002 revealed that Jackson planned on dividing his estate between his mother, three children and at least one charity. Notably absent from the will is Joe Jackson, Michael’s dad. Probably because he does douchey things like pimp his record company while talking about his son’s death.
Despite being $500 million in debt, Michael’s assets are believed to exceed that amount by $200 million or more. The will could be submitted to courts by Thursday.
You know Joe Jackson is pissed. He’ll probably hold another press conference claiming the will is fake, but not before telling everyone about his record label again. Then he’ll claim his son lip-synced every song and go on to punch a baby in the face to complete the trifecta of douchiness.
















