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Damn these laws. Why can’t we at least once have a fully nude supermodel chained to a tree and not be called perverts or charged with kidnapping?

This is Australian model Miranda Kerr tying herself to a tree on the cover of Rolling Stone to raise awareness of the environment, “specifically koalas.” “I feel strongly about the need to protect our natural environment because it supports our life – it really is that simple,” Kerr says.

Girls always pick the cutsey stuff. You never see a hot chick chain themselves to a dark, dank cave to save the bats. If you brought an endangered one over to them for a shoot, they’d probably take off their heels and start stabbing it.