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Damn these laws. Why can’t we at least once have a fully nude supermodel chained to a tree and not be called perverts or charged with kidnapping?

This is Australian model tying herself to a tree on the cover of to raise awareness of the environment, “specifically koalas.” “I feel strongly about the need to protect our natural environment because it supports our life – it really is that simple,” Kerr says.

Girls always pick the cutsey stuff. You never see a hot chick chain themselves to a dark, dank cave to save the bats. If you brought an endangered one over to them for a shoot, they’d probably take off their heels and start stabbing it.