- Lainey: It’s Oksana tits-a-lot
- ASL: Transformers made out pretty well
- INO: Ed Westwick turned 22
- Hollywood Rag: Lily Allen’s Rainbow Brite power
- Holy Moly: Al Fayed plays with Mischa’s puppies
- UseMyComputer: Pixie Lott is singing
- Yeeeah: Khloe Kardashian has a camel toe
- CNW: Madonna is bummed, has feelings
- Celebrity Odor: Anna Kournikova makes washed up tennis players look good
