Two people who were once famous back in the day, but now not so much, have broken up. Intrigued as to who they are? Well, whatever. You’re going to find out anyway. It’s Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo! You might have figured it out from the title and header photo though.

Sources say it was an amicable break-up. These sources then went on about how they’re still friends. The reporter just rolled their eyes, made a jacking off motion and then asked, “So… how does Jessica Simpson feel about this?” The source then said they had no idea and that maybe they should ask Jessica Simpson herself. Geez. People are so unhelpful these days.