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Owie, owie, owie, owie

By Victor, 5:00 PM on Jun 23, 2009, 6 Comments

While Kristen Stewart’s personal trainer may have taught her how to sprint like Usain Bolt, it would have been more helpful had he taught her how to stop as well.

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ashly

what a dummy. leaping in the air like she just won the special olympics (“yea!”) then eating cement. i could feel the embarrassment. you know she got five people fired that day…

or maybe not. let’s just blame the mullet, shall we?
http://notoriousnews.blogspot.com Thomas O’Leary

She is a fucking loser. Maybe she will cut down on the weed because of that.
Buuba O’Riley

Thomas O’Leary is a homo…maybe he will cut down on the Peen…