Ruh roh. Someone’s not going to like this. In Touch has pictures of Kate Gosselin spanking on of the sextuplets, Leah, on June 13 at 11 AM. Note the exact time. Just like a police report!

The story goes Leah was blowing her whistle while Kate was on the phone. Kate told her to stop, but Leah said F that and blew it again. Being part of the old school, In touch says Kate “seemed to lose her temper” and said, “Did you not hear me?” She then went over to her daughter, grabbed her and hit her. In this case, hit means spank. Kate then took her coffee and walked off while “her older sisters were trying to make Leah feel better.”

Whatever. It’s not like she locked Leah in a basement for 15 years or made her walk barefoot over broken glass. It probably didn’t even hurt. She’s probably crying because she got made an example of. If this were me, I’d spank her, take her whistle and stomp on it. That attitude is one of the reasons why I’m so feared in handball. Those first graders better know that if they even think about winning, they’re going to have to deal with these adult-sized fists and adult-sized tears. I throw a mean tantrum.