Shauna Sand and her franken-tits hit up Miami beach over the weekend. In fact, she decided to go topless despite laws prohibiting this. You could spray Windex in your eyes and have a more pleasant feeling. The silver lining in all this is that this is perfect for if you’ve been meaning to toughen up your gag reflex. I lasted almost two minutes before I threw myself out the window.
The surgeon that did her nipples should really think about going back to school. It looks like they lasered it off and then used Elmer’s glue to put it back on.
Topless NSFW photos in the gallery.
will someone please kill this thing?! how come there are no laws made yet to forbid a mutating skank walk about without being tasered?