No way they remade this classic. At least there’s copious amounts of Amber Heard bikini scenes.

  • Lainey: More Reese Witherspoon bitchface
  • INO: Shanna Moakler looks retarded
  • Hollywood Rag: Paris Hilton is so mad that she blogged about it
  • ASL: It’s the leopard king
  • The Superficial: Billy Joel and Katie Lee are dunzo
  • Lossip: Woman cancels wedding after discovering fiance is a porn star
  • Flisted: Kim Kardashian is very convincing
  • WIMB: Scarlett Johansson is still skinny
  • UseMyComputer: Isla Fisher was at the Burno premiere