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Victoria Beckham has breast reduction

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Victoria Beckham ballooned up to 34DD with two surgeries. Today the Daily Mail claims she had another surgery three weeks ago. This time to remove her implants bringing her down to a natural 34B. A source said Victoria has wanted this for a while to shed her old image as a big haired, big boobed, fake tanned WAG. Victoria’s spokesperson declined to comment.

When asked for comment, David Beckham fell down to his knees, shook his fists at god and screamed, “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

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2 Responses to “Victoria Beckham has breast reduction”

  • Sheriff Crusty

    Maybe the breast reduction was an attempt to return to her pre-teen figure. That outfit makes her look like a ickle wickle princess. NB: does David Beckham like little girls??

  • alice

    is this the after?! they don’t look any smaller to me, certainly not a 34B!