- Lainey: Robert Pattinson will do his own wardrobe
- ASL: Cristiano Ronaldo has moved on from Paris Hilton
- INO: The Hulk is training Michael Jackson
- Holy Moly: Piers Morgan doesn’t make me want to by Burger King
- Hollywood Rag: Paris Hilton to infect Dubai
- UseMyComputer: Sienna Miller is in UHQ
- Yeeeah: Twilight sucks, but breasts are delightful
- CNW: Paris Hilton fights with produce
- Celebrity Odor: Stephen Baldwin is getting foreclosed
