- Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush and Khloe Kardashian are leaving America. Traveling deep into the Amazon, they will set Khloe free to be with her own kind. [Bossip]
- LaToya Jackson believes Michael was killed in a conspiracy involving more than one person. But that’s okay because Michael’s not really dead. He’s just hiding somewhere with Tupac. [The Superficial]
- Christian Audigier is a gentleman. He’ll go out of his way to help you with your bikini top. He’ll even push over babies to get to you. He’s that damn chivalrous. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Ryan Seacrest will receive $15 million a year for three years to be on American Idol. Ryan Seacrest…. [Popeater]
- Even Stockholm is on the Michael Jackson bandwagon. [College Humor]
- Scarlett Johansson goes to Madrid to pose for Mango. What? My basement not good enough? Huh?! [Popsugar]
- Swearing helps the pain. So does alcohol. And acting like a slut. You listening Jessica Simpson? [Asylum]
- What will be the new Three Wolf Moon shirt? My bet’s on Sloths in space. [Holy Taco]
- The return of Scarlett Johansson. Sort of. Not really. I think it’s just a photo shoot. Whatevs. [Popoholic]
- Apparently that terrorist in Bruno isn’t really a terrorist. To prove it, he’s going to sue instead of, um, terrorizing us. [Celebitchy]
