- Zooey Deschanel is hot and talented and hot. Ben Gibbard can kiss my ass. [Popeater]
- Kim Kardashian, Khloe and Reggie Bush are in South Africa. Khloe has 8 hours to start running before the hunt begins. [Bossip]
- The only reason to watch a Jessica Simpson film. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Marisa Miller is nude in the British GQ [The Superficial]
- Lauren Conrad and books go together like fine wine and pizza. [Celebslam]
- Gerard Butler never got cozy with Jennifer Aniston. Anyway, who would admit that? [Celebitchy]
- Javier Barden and Penelope Cruz run out of weed, invite Woody Harrelson. [Popsugar]
- Michael Jackson put Elizabeth Taylor in the hospital [Dlisted]
- Adriana Lima is looking more and more pregnant. [Popoholic]
- Beyonce is in Anaheim doing the limp wrist thing. I think she calls it dancing. [UseMyComputer]
- Whatever happened to Lindsay Lohan? [CityRag]
- Hot girl. Insane golf trick. Party foul? [College Humor]
- Jackie Chan will play Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi says, “Oh yea?!,” and signs on to do slapstick Kung Fu. [Celebrity Odor]
- This is what happens when you force someone to do stand up. [Holy Taco]
