- Jon and his new Kate were hanging out with Michael Lohan? The douche is strong with this one. [Popeater]
- Michael Jackson’s alleged son can dance and rap. [Bossip]
- Milla Jovovich is a monster. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Sienna Miller wet t-shirt contest. [Just Jared]
- Andy Dick is sporting the new celebrity fashion. Ankle bracelets! [Celebslam]
- Angelina Jolie is turning into Mother Theresa. Maybe she’s just on one long bad acid trip. [Celebitchy]
- A gallery of girls on their knees. [Holy Taco]
- Rachel Nichols is the Scarlett Johansson of G.I. Joe. [MoeJackson]
- Harry Potter and the douchebag magicians. [CityRag]
- Megan Fox does Cosmo. [Popoholic]
- Winehouse goes to court for punching a fan. Probably asked for a minibar in her rider. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Lopez can get wet too. [Popsugar]
- Brilliant woman solves all of California’s problems. This is future Miss California material right here. [College Humor]
- Inglourious Basterds trailer done with Legos. [SOW]
