Tiffany Amber Thiessen is too busy for Jimmy Fallon, but not the cover of PEOPLE.
- A trainer says Madonna’s workouts are unhealthy. You mean having arms resembling the gnarled branches of an oak tree isn’t “healthy”? Whatever, dude. [Popeater]
- Jessica Simpson plots her revenge on Tony Romo. Step 1: Become attractive again. Step 2: There is no step 2. [The Superficial]
- Rachel Taylor is flashing her panties. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Beyonce just wanted to let her nipples breathe. What’s the big deal? [Bossip]
- Lauren Conrad aims high which to her means being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. [PopSugar]
- Sites want to make Aug. 4 a day without Megan Fox. Well, every day is a day without Megan Fox for me. I’m so lonely. [Asylum]
- Rachel Nichols is looking good. [Popoholic]
- Saved by the Bell dissed Jimmy Fallon and reunited on the cover of PEOPLE. Even Tiffani Thiessen was on it. Cry, cry into your palms, Fallon. [Just Jared]
- Vintage Kim Zolciak. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to get in on this whole Comic-Con thing. Will create her own comic book. About a mysterious music box. [CoEd]
- Is Christan Bale’s crackhead performance worthy enough to win him an Oscar? Herpes? [Celebitchy]
- No idea who Pixie Lott is, but I can see up her skirt. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Bruce Willis and a couple of dick doubles. [AB]
- Welcome to your drunken shaming. [Holy Taco]
