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Amy Winehouse is single

By The Blemish, 10:41 AM on Jul 16, 2009, 3 Comments

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Hey, guys. Guess what? A London judge granted Blake Fielder-Civil a divorce from Amy Winehouse today. She’s single. Rawr. So get those sweater vests ready and fill your Camelbaks with Jack Daniels if you plan on going on a date with her and get ready to experience six months of pent up sexual frustration. This is going to be so hot.

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3 Responses to “Amy Winehouse is single”

  • ldsqtbea
    1:13 PM

    Double rawr on blake being single … its a win for both guys and girls !!! Lol

  • Sheriff Crusty
    4:34 AM

    Shit, Gollum’s putting on weight. What was that about Amy Winehouse?

  • Nicole
    8:22 AM

    Wish she would pull up those shorts a bit. I’d hate her to lose them….