The Blemish

“Brothers” and time wasters

  • Karl Lagerfield surrounded by youth and beauty. Plans to abduct them into his hideout in the mountains. Will stroke his white cat while he watches them try to escape. [Lainey]
  • Mark Whalberg need not worry, Christian Bale has enough acting for the both of them. [ASL]
  • Megan Fox has the most coveted body according to males named me. [INO]
  • This girl was impregnated by a swimming pool. Also believes science was invented by the government. [Flisted]
  • Channing Tatum, star of horrible movies such as Step Up and the forthcoming G.I. Joe, got married to a woman who has also starred in horrible movies such as Step Up. [WIMB]
  • Think of all the ways to describe bacon. I’ll give you a minute. Good. Now apply that to Janice Dickinson and see that it still works. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Hilary Duff is trying to be all lady-like wearing dresses and stuff. [Hollywood Tuna]
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