The Blemish

“Brothers” and time wasters

By The Blemish, 9:03 AM on Jul 14, 2009, 0 Comments

  • Karl Lagerfield surrounded by youth and beauty. Plans to abduct them into his hideout in the mountains. Will stroke his white cat while he watches them try to escape. [Lainey]
  • Mark Whalberg need not worry, Christian Bale has enough acting for the both of them. [ASL]
  • Megan Fox has the most coveted body according to males named me. [INO]
  • This girl was impregnated by a swimming pool. Also believes science was invented by the government. [Flisted]
  • Channing Tatum, star of horrible movies such as Step Up and the forthcoming G.I. Joe, got married to a woman who has also starred in horrible movies such as Step Up. [WIMB]
  • Think of all the ways to describe bacon. I’ll give you a minute. Good. Now apply that to Janice Dickinson and see that it still works. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Hilary Duff is trying to be all lady-like wearing dresses and stuff. [Hollywood Tuna]
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Web Finds

  • Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
  • The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

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