Chaz Bono recently announced her plan to change from woman into man. A feat previously only able to be achieved by fish. She’s going to have a penis!
Last night, she made her first public appearance since the announcement and with his girlfriend, Jennifer Elia, no less. Jennifer doesn’t look too bad either. Which makes me sad. Here I am putting a wig and plastic lips on a mop and Chaz is going to the opening of Outfest’s Opening Night Gala with a real, live girl. I wonder how they have sex? Is it like how I do it with Moppy? With a lot of crying and apologizing?
