The Blemish

Chris Brown apologizes

Chris Brown posted a video apology for punching Rihanna multiple times last February. Five months ago. Why didn’t he issue this apology the the day or week after the incident? Because he’d always crack up when reciting the lines. Also, his lawyers told him not to so he wouldn’t be professing his guilt. As if they could prove it wasn’t Chris who punched Rihanna so hard he gave her devil horns. Like there was a third party in the car.

So now Chris is sorry. Wishing he could relive those moments. Probably because he enjoyed it or he’d hit her with a towel wrapped around his hand so she wouldn’t bruise. That is to say Chris is sorry in the sense he got caught. This apology is sort of like running over your neighbor’s dog and five months later sending him a card you hastily picked up at the grocery store from the Mother’s Day section that just reads, “Sorry, dude.”

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5 Responses to “Chris Brown apologizes”

  • Tech

    This incident is going to haunt Chris Brown for the rest of his career.

  • Meream

    This is nice of him but it’s too little too late.

  • pregnancy

    He was making a hugh mistake….. I don’t know how to forgive him if i were Rhianna.

  • AlexL

    He should be in jail holding onto his bar of soap very carefully in the shower. Total sissy

  • kathty

    shut up haters