“District 9″ and time wasters

Mech suits. They have mech suits!

• Lady GaGa bankrupt & homeless. We may never see her wear a disco ball or shoot fireworks from her nipples ever again. [Popeater]

• Lily Allen must hate shirts. And bras. They chafe. [The Superficial]

• NFL’s Donte Stallworth released on day 24 of his 30 day jail sentence for manslaughter. Whew. That was tough. Tough but fair. [Bossip]

• Hilary Duff goes to the gym. God knows why. They don’t usually serve ice cream there. [Drunken Stepfather]

• Madonna is in Paris. Ahh! Don’t look directly into her eyes or you’ll turn to stone. [Popsugar]

• Kids drinking beer. Cute or insanely awesome? [Holy Taco]

• Obama might or might not have been checking out that 16-year-old’s ass. Use this video to decide whether to high five him or not. [Asylum]

• David Beckham named his son after Tom Cruise? Sure, why not. [Celebslam]

• Breaking: Wino not dead yet. Working on it. [Dlisted]

• In not so many words Ben Affleck says J.Lo was an insufferable bitch. In other news, the sun is hot. [Celebitchy]

• Emmanuelle Chriqui needs your attention. Is not above using cleavage to get it. [Popoholic]