“Funny People” red band and time wasters

That guy is in everything.

• Lainey: Miley Cyrus is high fashion jail bait
• ASL: Brad Pitt’s Moneyball was canned because people hated it, but since he’s freaking Brad Pitt, they’ll turn around. Eventually. With a lot of rewrites.
• INO: Fergie colored her hair brown to “evolve.” She’s one step closer to homosapien! A round of applause is in order.
• Hollywood Rag: If Anna Kournikova was coaching tennis when I was a kid, I’d probably be really good. At finding ways to hide an erection.

• Yeeeah: Pete Doherty might have killed someone.
• Hollywood Tuna: Kristin Cavallari’s dress looks like a pinwheel. If I was a hot shot magazine, I’d say she has hypnotizing fashion. But then I’d have to kill myself.
• Celebrity Odor: Obama wants to tap that. It’s true. He told Nicolas Sarkozy.
• WIMB: You won’t believe this, but Katherine Heigl might be a feminist.