Hayden Panettiere showed up at a private screening of I Love You Beth Cooper with her face caked with about thirty layers of makeup. Jackson Pollock used less paint than her. You could spray water in her face and it would just run off to reveal another face. Sort of like those Russian dolls. It’d take an hour of scrubbing to find out that you weren’t actually looking at Hayden Panettiere, but rather Andy Dick in drag.
