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Holly Madison got married

By The Blemish, 7:53 AM on Jul 14, 2009, 3 Comments

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Look at Holly Madison. She’s doing something fun and unexpected. She’s marrying the Travelocity gnome. She’s not even wearing pants in a few photos! Isn’t this humorous? Ha ha. It is because she’s pretty and he’s a small, inanimate plastic lawn ornament that high school kids steal. Women like her are usually known for marrying half-dead, old, rich people and not plastic gnomes! This ad works on so many levels.

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3 Responses to “Holly Madison got married”

  • BuddyRepperton
    8:07 AM

    Strange. I find her only slightly more attractive than the gnome.

  • Slave For Holly Madison
    12:05 PM

    Holly Madison and I will marry eac other one day on purpsoe if it happens after Holly Madison and I will meet each other on purpose. And I am 42 year old male slave for Holly Madison.

  • conehead
    1:38 AM

    its not a gnome , its a dildo with a beard, sit on it and enjoy madison…