After Rihanna hit up TAO on the 4th, Holly Madison made an appearance on the 5th. I was told that after a hard day of celebrating its independence, America just wanted to sit back and stare at some tits.
That’s when America touched me. Not emotionally, but in a creepy old man way. Like it wanted something from me that I wasn’t prepared to give. You know what? I don’t want to talk about it. *Goes to cry in the shower*
