“I Love You Phillip Moris” and time wasters

Angelina Jolie flies commercial? My world has been turned upside down. [Lainey]
Russell Brand is on set. Looks like a pauper magician. [INO]
Who’s giving upskirt? [ASL]
Leona Lewis rescues a bunny from homeless man. Steals his dinner. [Holy Moly]
Damn. Paris Hilton almost got ran over. [WIMB]
Pussycat face of flexibility. [Hollywood Rag]
Meet Tono Romo’s new girlfriend. 43-year-old… I’ll just stop right there. [Yeeeah]
Sam gave Lindsay a bunch of sex toys. Is this how lesbians tell each other to go fuck themselves? [CNW]