It’s a proposal and time wasters

Best proposal ever? They’re probably going to get divorced in a year.

• Bossip: Bow Wow is either suicidal or an attention whore
• Drunken Stepfather: David Hasselhoff likes them young
• Celebslam: Everyone hates Audrina
• Celebitchy: Ryan Gosling has a band now

• Holy Taco: Corey Feldman’s doodles at MJ’s memorial
• Popeater: Weisz wants Hollywood to ban botox
• Bastardly: Kristin Cavallari is just visiting so don’t get any ideas, stranger
• Popoholic: Jessica Stroup in Six Degrees

• Dlisted: Paltrow went on a 3-week detox, still full of shit
• Popsugar: Shia LaBeouf is jogging shirtless for some reason
• College Humor: Pool NBA jam
• SOW: The Today Show killed Betty White
• Just Jared: Dita Von Teese is.. so.. white