- Bossip: Bill O’Reily says MJ wasn’t a black icon because of his bleached skin
- Drunken Stepfather: Megan Hauserman and her trashy everything
- Popeater: Jackson’s addictions aided by Liz Taylor?
- Asylum: Wallet stolen in 1982 found in Central Park Tree
- The Superficial: Britney Spears goes braless in Paris
- PopSugar: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz are getting it on in Barcelona
- Popoholic: Olivia Munn’s gift to fanboys
- Dlisted: Robert Pattinson is moving on to Emilie de Ravin
- CoEd: Men and women can now share dorms at U. of Chicago
- Celebitchy: Sam Lutfui claims to never drugged Britney. Asks for definition of drugged
- Hollywood Tuna: Hayden shows her pink
- AB: Peaches Geldof is now an icon
- Just Jared: Cristiano Ronaldo is a Madrid Matador
- Holy Taco: The world’s oldest bible seems familiar
- Attuworld: Ukraine bans all porn
- Daily Fix: Cassie brought her shaved head to the white party
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
I think I just peed my pants a little…you’re an f’en riot!!!!
HYSTERICAL!!!!!