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Johnny Knoxville will pay $6,000 a month

Johnny Knoxville, real name Philip John Clapp, finalized his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Melanie. She’ll be getting half of residuals from Jackass and Dukes of Hazzard in addition to $6,000 a month in child support for their 13-year-old daughter.

That’s amazing he can afford that. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of demand for guys willing to snap mouse traps on their balls. Even if there was, those gigs aren’t paying much. He should do what I do. Change his name and move to another state. Running away is the solution to all relationship problems. Especially if pregnancy and commitment are involved.

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