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Jude Law seems nice

Harsha Gopal, a 28-year-old female photog, alleges Jude Law struck her on purpose while leaving Automat restaurant in London. She was one of many paparazzi outside the restaurant waiting to take pictures. Gopal says the attack was unprovoked and she’s considering pressing charges. ‘He hit me full on the face, it was a real stinger, it was very sore. It was really loud – there was a massive thud and my face is still stinging today. It was deliberate – you could see it in his face. Maybe he didn’t realise he was hitting a girl, but he could at least apologise.’

Jude’s lawyer said it was “nonsense.” He explained: ‘Last night’s incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologised and left.’

I have my doubts if he did it on purpose, but in Jude’s defense, he’s a big pussy and isn’t above slapping girls. He shouldn’t be when he hits with a limp wrist. It looked like Jude was beating her with a wet noodle. Even when his hand makes contact with her head, it looks like Jude is in excruciating pain. Being struck by Jude Law is equivalent to being hit with a puff of air.

[Image: Splash News]

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saintdevil
saintdevil
14 years ago

Uhmmm…does that bitch have her face on the back of her head?!

jvon
14 years ago

I’ve read several accounts of this guy acting like a complete douche. I think they should let me punch him in the face and call it even.