Mmm, tastes like bitch.
Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl showed up at the premiere of The Ugly Truth Thursday night. Gerard thought it’d be a good idea to lick Heigl’s face. He better hope “self-entitled bitch” isn’t contagious. Not only that, there’s so much nicotine seeping through those pores than Gerard is going through withdrawal right now.
The only thing worse than licking Heigl is licking Madonna. Imagine running your tongue over a toad’s ass. Then imagine the toad’s ass was lined with razor blades. That’s what licking Madonna’s face would feel like. Disgusting and painful.
I can see why Heigl considers herself one of Hollywood’s top actresses. Proof here and here.
