Kristen Bell is a new movie

Looks like Hollywood finally read all those scripts I sent them which were just pages torn out of a notebook with “Put Kristen Bell in a bikini or else…” written in crayon on them. However, they decided to dress it up with a plot. I guess that’s acceptable because they also read the part about putting Jason Bateman and Malin Ackerman in more movies. Look at me! I’m a big shot movie producer!