Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan have reached a settlement in their divorce case thus reaching a conclusion to the one-sided slam war that Linda and her publicist were waging. Though the terms will not be released, the two said in court on Tuesday morning that both parties were happy with them. The divorce was finalized then and there.
No animosity lingered as Linda and Hulk even parted with a kiss on the cheek. The only remaining issue is who’s going to pay for Brooke Hogan’s sex change. The adam’s apple removal went well, but who’s going to pay for removal of the penis? Brooke can’t keep tucking forever.
Here’s Brooke performing at Opium. I linked to these yesterday, but in case you didn’t experience the horror, here you go.