
Lindsay Lohan’s movie Labor Pains was supposed to jump start her career. Except it hasn’t and it won’t. That’s because the comedy in which she plays a woman faking a pregnancy in order to avoid being fired skipped theatres and went straight to cable. Not even good cable. ABC Family cable. Cable that had to cut out a lot of the “adult” scenes.
Promotion for the film hasn’t been stellar either. Did you know it premieres this weekend? It is and it looks just as bad as you’d imagine. Check out the original trailer and re-cut trailer below. Also check out the tag line ABC Family decided to use. “All her career needs is a little bump.” A reference to Lindsay’s love of cocaine? That’s clever. You know what else would also be clever? Making this film watchable. [WSJ]















