“Live Hard, Sell Hard” and time wasters

It’s Slumdog love in NYC. [Lainey]
Fashion designers beware. Kiefer Sutherland’s charges have been dropped. [The Superficial]
Now way I’m going to believe Nick Lachey picked up five girls. [INO]
Lily Allen is an upgraded Daria. [Hollywood Rag]
Kristen Stewart just looks weird as Joan Jett. [ASL]
Tracy Morgan will sell his Emmy if things get bad. [Flisted]
It’s actually surprising the dumb Baldwin didn’t declare bankruptcy years ago. [WIMB]
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester are at the auction house. [UseMyComputer]
Khloe Kardashian starves herself. Down to three burritos a day. [Daily Fix]