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Marc Anthony got to second base

By The Blemish, 7:54 PM on Jul 27, 2009, 0 Comments

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It was Jennifer Lopez’s birthday last week and Marc Anthony surprised her with a birthday party and she let him touch her boob. Lopez is well known for being a bitch so this must have been a huge concession. A handjob for Marc Anthony means sitting on his hand until it gets numb and then masturbating. Maybe next year J.Lo will let him get to third base. One can only dream.

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