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Michael Jackson’s hair on fire and time wasters

By The Blemish, 1:02 PM on Jul 15, 2009, 0 Comments

Back in 1984, Michael Jackson was doing takes for a Pepsi commercial when on the sixth one, pyrotechnics went off too early and set his hair on fire. Michael ended up with second and third degree burns to his face and scalp. This is apparently where his addiction to painkillers, obsession with plastic surgery and dream of becoming a creepy white guy who has inappropriate relationships with children began. [Us]

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