- Justin Timberlake is about as threatening as a kitten curled up in front of a fire. [Lainey]
- Surprise! Katherine Heigl thinks highly of herself. Who saw that one coming? [INO]
- In other surprising news, Madonna is showing signs of aging. [ASL]
- What’s more ridiculous than Lady GaGa’s outfits? Finding someone willing to make Lady GaGa’s outfits. [Holy Moly]
- I thought Sanjaya was gay. So why does it sound like he’s dating horseface’s sister? [WIMB]
- Alessandra Ambrosio pulls the old switcheroo. [Hollywood Rag]
- Looks like Heather Mills was inspired by Kate Gosselin’s hair, fashions her own dead animal style. [Yeeeah]
- Even Matthew McConaughey’s son is shirtless. [CNW]
