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Morning time wasters brought to you by Steve Zahn

By The Blemish, 9:08 AM on Jul 29, 2009, 0 Comments

  • Miley Cyrus dressed as Batgirl for an impromptu audition for Christopher Nolan? Oh, I’m sure. [Lainey]
  • Shakira is desperate to reproduce. Just get a chia pet. [INO]
  • Jon Gosselin will cut you. [ASL]
  • Kate Beckinsale turned 36. Yep, still hotter than Tara Reid. [Holy Moly]
  • 5 minutes after this picture was taken, Chris Brown beat the shit out of them. [WIMB]
  • Ashley Tisdale’s great grandfater invented the plastic cheese grater. This is sadly the only thing that’s interesting about this otherwise unremarkable girl. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Joe Jonas is a little fairy. Cries on stage. [Yeeeah]
  • Sienna Miller’s muff does’t want to be analyzed. [CNW]
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  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

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