Morning time wasters brought to you by Steve Zahn

Miley Cyrus dressed as Batgirl for an impromptu audition for Christopher Nolan? Oh, I’m sure. [Lainey]
Shakira is desperate to reproduce. Just get a chia pet. [INO]
Jon Gosselin will cut you. [ASL]
Kate Beckinsale turned 36. Yep, still hotter than Tara Reid. [Holy Moly]
5 minutes after this picture was taken, Chris Brown beat the shit out of them. [WIMB]
Ashley Tisdale’s great grandfater invented the plastic cheese grater. This is sadly the only thing that’s interesting about this otherwise unremarkable girl. [Hollywood Rag]
Joe Jonas is a little fairy. Cries on stage. [Yeeeah]
Sienna Miller’s muff does’t want to be analyzed. [CNW]