“Ninja Assassin” and time wasters

Ninja + Assasin = Profit?

• Mel B’s face is melting. The plastic, it does not last! [Bossip]
• Olivia Munn had a lot of outfits for Comic-Con. None of which I saw because where the hell was she? [The Superficial]
• Gretchen Rossi is in staged bikini pics. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Joe Jonas is single which in turn means Camilla Belle is single. A Jonas brother did something good for once. [Popeater]
• Harry Potter and the douchebag magicians. [College Humor]
• Kelly Clarkson has a new video. Might have ripped Beyonce of all people. [Popsugar]
• How to turn your layoff into the good life. [Asylum]
• A flowchart for how to break up with your girlfriend. Mine would have just said, “Run!” [Holy Taco]
• Rupert Everett’s comments cost him a job. No longer contributing editor of Vanity Fair. Yea, that really hurts. [Dlisted]
• Scarlett Johansson was at Comic-Con. God damnit. [Popoholic]
• Gwyneth is a genius who could have cured AIDS. No doubt through her GOOP newsletter. [Celebitchy]
• When girls slam into a bus roof. [CoEd]
• Kristen Stewart’s rocking nips. [CityRag]
• Elisabetta Gregoraci bikini pics from Italy. She sure is shiny. [MoeJackson]