Orlando Bloom got robbed

Thieves broke into Orlando Bloom’s Hollywood Hills home last night and stole $500,000 worth of jewelry including two very expensive watches. Maybe even some pretty necklaces Orlando likes to wear from time to time. The LAPD says it doesn’t look like a “typical burglary” leading everybody to believe it was an inside job.

The LAPD says they’re not sure yet, but they’ll let everyone know when they get around to it. Oh, but hey. While you’re here, the LAPD wants to know if you have any idea when Orlando Bloom will be back. They would really like to get his autograph. For, um, their kids.