Porn star Stormy Daniels arrested for battery

Future Louisiana Senator hopeful/porn star Stormy Daniels was arrested last Saturday after she beat her husband over his second rate laundry skills and a few unpaid bills. Daniels smashed some candles and threw a potted plant into the sink.

Post Miranda, Stephanie Clifford advised that she got upset because the way the laundry had been done. She opened some mail and discovered her husband, Michael, had not paid a bill that she had given him money to pay. Now their bank account was frozen. She threw the potted plant at the sink and knocked blankets of the kitchen counter onto the floor. She wanted to leave and Michael had the car keys. She doesn’t remember the details of how she attempted to get the keys from Michael but she did not intentional hit Michael. He may have been struck by her hand while she was trying to get the keys he was holding over his head. Stephanie followed Michael into the living room. Still upset she threw their wedding album on the floor and knocked the candles of of the coffee table, breaking the candles. Michael did not hit her and she was not injured.

Did Michael step into the living room to cry? Because that’s what it sounds like. Poor guy. You marry a porn star and think you’re going to get laid every day, but the reality is, porn stars don’t want to have sex after getting visciously plowed at work. Instead you get this. An unstable, violent girl with big, fake tits yelling at you. There’s not even going to be makeup sex. It’s sort of like working at a chocolate factory. Eventually you get sick of even the smell. Unless you’re K-Fed, in which case, you stay at work late every night just so you could bathe in that big vat of cocoa.