Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split. Oh noes. A source says “nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.” Such is the case with all celebrity breakups.
Last September, Kim Kardashian was positive their relationship was headed toward marriage. Clearly Reggie Bush had other ideas like six more years of banging hot groupie chicks. What’s the point in being a running back for the Saints when you’re tied down to a girl who’s ass is going to sag like her tits in a few years. Someone wasn’t thinking this through when they were talking about marriage. That someone being Kim Kardashian.
Fun unrelated note: Try to list all the things in the picture that do not seem to belong. Ex: Kim Kardashian and tools.
