Tween girls love Robert Pattinson and after reading this report about him being great in bed, expect them to love Rob even more. Jerk.
“We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing,” the ex told American tabloid the National Enquirer. “I felt electricity go between us!
“I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed!”
“We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home,” added Rob’s former flame. “The tension was so strong, we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!”
I guess RPatz — I call him RPatz now because we’re like this (crosses fingers) — and I aren’t so different after all. He’s fantastic in bed. I’m fantastic in bed. He causes pandemonium amongst 9 – 17 year-olds. I cause a different kind of pandemonium amongst 9 – 17 year olds. He’s rich and famous. I own a fancy watch calculator. One could even make the argument that I’m better than Rob.
