The Blemish

“The Book of Eli” and time wasters

By The Blemish, 9:10 AM on Jul 28, 2009, 2 Comments

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  • Chris Tucker needs to do another Rush Hour movie. He owes the IRS $3 million + in unpaid taxes. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Olivia Wilde pumps it. [Hollywood Tuna]
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2 Responses to ““The Book of Eli” and time wasters”

  • boblabla
    10:44 AM

    denzel does that no glory, efficient, stoic killer really well, ala “man on fire”. as long as they don’t have him vomit puns after every kill, THIS, WILL, BE, GOOD. gary oldmen could shit in a sock and beat me with it, for the duration of the movie, and i would probably still applaud.

  • anon
    11:16 PM

    right breast.