“Sherlock Holmes” and time wasters

Ha ha. Everybody point and laugh. Katherine Heigl didn’t get nominated for an Emmy. [Lainey]
You’re not going to believe this, but Jessica Simpson’s dad ruined her relationship with Tony Romo. Pretty unexpected for a guy who tries to control every aspect of his daughters’ lives. [The Superficial]
Kendra Wilkinson confused her baby’s kicks with gas. So if you ever wanted to experience the miracle of carrying a child, buy some Taco Bell. [INO]
Samantha Ronson is a Lindsay Lohan window watcher. [Hollywood Rag]
Owen Wilson hooked up with a mystery brunette. Whatever. My life is mysterious too. [ASL]
This caring mom wants to help her mentally disabled kid lose his virginity. Best mom ever. [Flisted]
Miley Cyrus tapped to play a fair. A god damn fairy! [WIMB]
Brooke Burke is at the Empire State building. [UseMyComputer]
Aubrey O’Day gives critics the finger. [Daily Fix]