Tony Romo doesn’t joke around when he dumps his girlfriends. After cutting Jessica Simpson loose, Romo told security at his gated community to keep Jessica out. Although, the sign posted at the entrance was ambiguous about that fact. It read: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”
Wow. That’s a little harsh. Sounds like he expects Jessica to crawl back on her hands and knees to beg at his door or stand outside his gate with a boombox over her head. I’m surprised Romo didn’t sic the dogs on Jessica. Like she’d be stomping out with her box and Romo would cup his ear and say, “What was that? Geez. Stop groveling Jessica.” Jessica, still walking away, would go “Huh?,” and Romo would shout, “Argh. I can’t take you smothering me anymore! Release the hounds!”
I will admit that if Jessica was staring through my window like she is in the banner photo, I’d be a little freaked out.
