Vanessa Bryant should find a dress that fits and time wasters

Take it from Samantha Ronson. There are easier ways to look like a boy.

• It’s the Hoff’s birthday so get drunk and eat a hamburger for him. [Popeater]
• Criss Angel should be a real magician and make his douchebaggery disappear. [The Superficial]
• Everyone stopped watching Oprah. Oprah not amused. [Bossip]
• Kate Beckinsale in her leggings. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Audrina has bikini time before girls night out. What a coincidence. I have bikini time before guys night out. [Popsugar]
• Animals who think they’re people. [Holy Taco]
• Korean zoo seems to have instituted bear-torture program. [Asylum]
• Jessica Gonzalez is see-through. [Celebslam]
• The 10 most awesome Nickelodeon theme songs. [CoEd]
• The Veronicas are in FHM Australia. [MoeJackson]
• Pete Doherty was given an extended curfew. Probably used that time to get high. [Dlisted]
• Miley Cyrus wants to hit that (John Mayer). [Celebitchy]
• Anna Faris drops some cleavage. [Popoholic]
• Leelee Sobieski is engaged? People still know who Leelee Sobieski is? [Just Jared]
• Josh Hartnett banged Sophie Lie so hard she broke her foot. [EB]
• Eli Roth is being honored. [SOW]