Celebrities can always be counted on to spend their money wisely. Take Victoria Beckham for instance. She hired her own personal spray tan artist to come to her house twice a month. Victoria wears nothing but a paper thong while being sprayed with fake bronzer.
In an attempt to raise his level of job security, spray-tanner Jimmy Coco told the Daily Mail, “When we met, she had the worst fake tan ever.”
Oh, I’m sure she did. I’m sure this was the kick-start Victoria Beckham’s career needed. Wait, what does Victoria Beckham do again? Walk around and spend her husband’s money? Is that a job? You bet it is. Right now, she’s the best walker-arounder out there. Whew. It’s hard work being useless.
I want that job. Just as long as we can keep David Beckham from speaking.