Oooo, you mean impressions. Yea, I knew that.
- Selma Blair used to play younger roles because of her “little pudgy face,” but now she’s going to play a strung out heroin addict. With a little pudgy face. [Popeater]
- Rashida Jones is dating the Obama speech writer. Jon Favreau. No, the other Jon Favreau. [Bossip]
- Kristin Cavallari is getting really desperate and as we know desperation always leads to sex tapes. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Madonna killed someone. Well, her tour did and only because a crane collapsed. She wasn’t even there. Or was she. Dun dun dun. [Just Jared]
- Jennifer Aniston doesn’t date. She just waits for actors to publicly dump her. [Celebslam]
- Angelina Jolie won the “Ultimate Lesbian Heroine” poll. Has also won, “Celebrity That Gets to Sleep With Me” pole. She’s good, that Angelina. [Celebitchy]
- Ever wanted to master the art of pretending to listen to your girlfriend? Don’t have a girlfriend? That’s ok. This is still a pretty good skill to have. [Holy Taco]
- Alyssa Milano is very fascinated with this newfangled technology. [MoeJackson]
- People vs Poles. [CityRag]
- Room 23 is apparently the room where celebrities get dressed up and have their pictures surreptitiously taken.[Popoholic]
- Tom Cruise was dancing up a storm at Beyonce’s concert. Knows exactly what being a single lady feels like. [Dlisted]
- Being a celebrity is hard. That’s why I can never be one. Partying is hard and mommy says I have to be in bed by 10. [Popsugar]
- It’s Darth MC Hammer. [College Humor]
- Oh great. Cloris Leachman in a bathing suit. [SOW]
