The Blemish

White girls doing Bill Cosby and time wasters

By The Blemish, 2:03 PM on Jul 16, 2009, 0 Comments

Oooo, you mean impressions. Yea, I knew that.

  • Selma Blair used to play younger roles because of her “little pudgy face,” but now she’s going to play a strung out heroin addict. With a little pudgy face. [Popeater]
  • Rashida Jones is dating the Obama speech writer. Jon Favreau. No, the other Jon Favreau. [Bossip]
  • Kristin Cavallari is getting really desperate and as we know desperation always leads to sex tapes. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Madonna killed someone. Well, her tour did and only because a crane collapsed. She wasn’t even there. Or was she. Dun dun dun. [Just Jared]
  • Jennifer Aniston doesn’t date. She just waits for actors to publicly dump her. [Celebslam]
  • Angelina Jolie won the “Ultimate Lesbian Heroine” poll. Has also won, “Celebrity That Gets to Sleep With Me” pole. She’s good, that Angelina. [Celebitchy]
  • Ever wanted to master the art of pretending to listen to your girlfriend? Don’t have a girlfriend? That’s ok. This is still a pretty good skill to have. [Holy Taco]
  • Alyssa Milano is very fascinated with this newfangled technology. [MoeJackson]
  • People vs Poles. [CityRag]
  • Room 23 is apparently the room where celebrities get dressed up and have their pictures surreptitiously taken.[Popoholic]
  • Tom Cruise was dancing up a storm at Beyonce’s concert. Knows exactly what being a single lady feels like. [Dlisted]
  • Being a celebrity is hard. That’s why I can never be one. Partying is hard and mommy says I have to be in bed by 10. [Popsugar]
  • It’s Darth MC Hammer. [College Humor]
  • Oh great. Cloris Leachman in a bathing suit. [SOW]
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Web Finds

  • Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
  • The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

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